Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?

A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who works at a petrol station?
Phil

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with no legs bums around.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Disarm Rapists

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with a whore he picked up in town.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.