Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who hangs on your wall?
Art

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I Helped Skin Bob."

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

System hackers keep it up longer.