Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?

A: Sweet Fuck All...

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma has no ears I seen her trying on sunglasses

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a woman who likes the beach?
Shelley

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Guitar players have their pick.