Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a woman who has a foot disease?
Tanya

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz