Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
an asian girl with one leg?
Irene.

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Quit Sniveling.

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Anytime something screeches across the room, and latches onto someone's neck, and the guy screams, and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what *is* that thing?

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Radio Engineers do it with Frequency.