Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

A: Fertilized.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who plays Australian Rules?
Mark

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Blood Sun Earth

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

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