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464 Blonde jokes. To see another one press here.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?

A: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.


197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her!


77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who you owe money to?
Bill.


108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter.


41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Quit Sniveling.


96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.


1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Hackers do it indirectly.


Adam Sandler