Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?

A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who has very short hair?
Sean

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

If You Love Jesus Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bite her on the ass.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Missilemen have better thrust.